tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892408944185714254.post4221991881071029507..comments2013-05-20T10:40:41.527-05:00Comments on Partist: I Was Never a BoyscoutZarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18433206851309622496noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892408944185714254.post-70784143988569996472013-05-20T10:40:41.527-05:002013-05-20T10:40:41.527-05:00These are all good questions, dagburks. My first i...These are all good questions, dagburks. My first inclination is to yell loudly like a crazy person and swing wildly. Then again, I may not have a choice -- that might just happen naturally.<br /><br />Thanks for the tip about the duct tape. I mean, the last thing I want to happen is for me to snatch up the bat and give myself a goddamn splinter before I have a chance to respond...Zarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18433206851309622496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5892408944185714254.post-38844392867611835582013-05-17T10:39:46.043-05:002013-05-17T10:39:46.043-05:00I have a 5 D cell flashlight at the side of the be...I have a 5 D cell flashlight at the side of the bed for the same reasons. Fire extinguishers, tools, knives. Which do you run for first? Are you sneaky, or do you try to puff up and act like your inner badass? If you are loud and angry enough, perhaps you can scare off any baddies.<br /><br />Oh yeah. Wrap the handle of the bat with duct tape. Gotta have as much grip as possible.dagburkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01679476182398633851noreply@blogger.com